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Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Subject:MY LIFE.
Time:3:27 pm.
free schubert, you jerks.
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Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Time:1:54 am.
Mood: angry.
what do you MEAN i probably still dont get to play d???

NO, FUCK YOU. I HATE ALL OF YOU. you think i am kidding but im not. all the d leave and still theyre all "SCHUBIE PLAY FORWARD" and im like FUCK YOU.

playing forward is like eating dirty socks for serious.

this is the fault of sidney crosby. i know it is.

AND

dear laurence nycholat and andrej meszaros, yallz should buy me goodbye presents cuz youre leaving and im awesome. i will take german beer, also money. love, schuby
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Friday, July 25th, 2008

Time:2:53 pm.
We say goodbye to old friends like my favorite ray emery and brian mcgrattan the best defense partner ever, other people too. wade redden, christopher phillips is probably crying somewhere right now. and i will miss michael commodores hair and cory stillman being shorter than me and martin lapointy not having teeth. but itll be ok guys. Try not to miss me too much. I know its hard not to see me and my greatness everyday but you can do it. but you can still buy me nice things, i wont mind.

and we say guten tag to new people. there are some people who are new like Gator smith. i dunno what he looks like but heres a picture of what he maybe looks like -


THIS IS GATOR SMITH


summer is hard work. i need more beer.
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Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Time:2:32 am.
Mood: annoyed.
GREETINGS FROM DEUTSCHLAND!!!

Seriously for realz, in your north america it is fathers day. We dont do none of that here in DEUTSCHLAND!!! cuz its kinda weird but my dad and me are gonna go do some stuff today anyway cuz you know hes awesome and everything. But how can he not be, cuz anyone who is the dad of someone as awesome as me has to be awesome too.

to the rest of you who I am like a father to. BUY ME STUFF OK.
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Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Time:3:35 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
GREETINGS FROM HALIFAX.

in case you didnt know MY TEAM IS AWESOME cuz were the only team that gots two guys who are named Seidenberg AND AND AND we have MARCO FUCKING STURM. and in case you dont know marco fucking sturm is really fucking awesome. THIS TEAM IS GREAT.

tomorrow we play slovakia. we will beat them. and then maybe we will eat them when we are done winning. just kidding. maybe.

Hey anyone want a present from halifax??? i can bring you a wood fish or something!!
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Monday, April 14th, 2008

Subject:sidney crosby smells like old socks probably
Time:1:38 am.
Mood: pissed off.
here is some pictures of my team:

defenseCollapse )

forwardsCollapse )

goaliesCollapse )

and i am pretty awesomeCollapse )

tomorrow. lets do this shit come on lets go, Lets go, LETS GO.
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Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Time:1:23 pm.
Mood: angry.
why am i still playing forward??? I HATE EVERY ONE ok. If you think i hate you, its probably cuz i hate you. I hate all of you. Except dean mcammond: you i like but the rest of you. THe rest of you I HATE YOU ALL.

(maybe ill stop hating all yallz if we win tonight though)

WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE FOR A SANDWICH??? MAKE ME A SANDWICH dammit
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Monday, February 18th, 2008

Time:7:32 pm.
I AM No wearing pants. your mom is no wearing pants. coincidence? no. because shes in my bed, esepcically if your name is patrick eaveS.

thank you good night also i dont want to plAY FORWARD ANYMORE. lataz
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Monday, February 11th, 2008

Time:9:30 pm.
Patrick Eaves,

you are my favorite 13 year old in the NHL even though you drink alot of beer for a person who is not old enough to drink beer. i hope you drink lots of homo milk in Carolina. i will miss making the German romancing to partick eavess mom.

But i will miss you too.

REMEMBER: DONT WEAR PANTS IN CAROLINA CUZ PANTS ARE FOR LOSERS.

love, Schuby.

P.S. TELL YOUR MOM TO COME VISIT ME
PS2 you can come visit me too





Joseph Corvo,

THANK YOU for the very many times that you let me drink your beer even though it was gross american beer that is GROSS, but BEER IS STILL BEER so thank you.

OH and you know all the times i said i wuz gonna FOOD POISON YOU so i could be d? i never food poisoned you (even though sometimes i wanted to because playing forward is ASS)

I will miss you and drinking your beer.

love, Schuby.
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Time:6:18 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP

so buy me stuff, bitches. Gimme presents. Look what a giving guy i am! IM TELLING YOU WEEKS BEFORE SO YALLZ REMEMBER TO BUY ME STUFF OK.

For realz. buy me good stuff! BEER is good stuff. stuff like that. COOL STUFF.

(dont buy me pants though. cuz i wont wear them.)

if you dont have money thats ok too! YOU CAN JUST GIMME A SPOT ON D.

so dont say you dont remember my birthday. CUZ IM TELLING YOU NOW. MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP BUY ME STUFF
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Friday, December 7th, 2007

Time:2:26 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
remember how we fucking WON on wednesday??? Like FINALLY???

its cuz i didnt wear pants all day. that means if im pantless, we win probably.

you know how im a team player??? cuz im a team player??? im not gonna wear pants until christmas. except outside when its cold. but i mean like im not gonna wear pants at the hotel. for good luck.

YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!

nap time.
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Friday, November 30th, 2007

Time:2:54 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
whats it gonna take to start winning again??? wearing pants on game days??? ILL WEAR PANTS ON GAME DAYS OK.

losing sucks. you know what doesnt suck though???

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marco fucking sturm!

  1. Marco fucking sturm can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  2. Marco fucking sturmolatry is the mindless worship of marco fucking sturm.
  3. Ostriches stick their heads in marco fucking sturm not to hide but to look for water.
  4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The marco fucking sturm state'.
  5. Marco fucking sturm can turn his stomach inside out.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to marco fucking sturm.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling marco fucking sturm then it will stop you from crying!
  8. Marco fucking sturm has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  9. Marco fucking sturm can smell some things up to six miles away!
  10. Over 46,000 pieces of marco fucking sturm float on every square mile of ocean!
I am interested in - do tell me about


COME ON SATURDAY. LETS DO THIS SHIT
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Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Subject:LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS??
Time:2:07 am.
Mood: cranky.
i cant sleep and that sucks. we lost and that sucks too. and you know what else sucks? PLAYING FORWARD. WHAT THE FUCK IT SUCKS HARD.

QUESTION. is it wrong when i wear my roommates last pair of clean socks cuz i dont have time to do laundry? (IM A BUSY MAN OK) and then make him do my laundry and get him to buy me beer and then take the remote control and all his pillows cuz hotel pillows suck and you gotta use 4 to be comfortable???

OF COURSE NOT!

hey why HAVENT we have team partys yet this year??? LETS HAVE ONE SOON OK. like. i wont even wear pants to it ok???

...CAN I PLAY D ALREADY.
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Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Subject:I'm going to lay patrick eavess mom down in a BED OF ROSES
Time:3:10 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
dont really care for Boston but ONE WHOLE WEEKEND OF MARCO FUCKING STURM??? awesome!!!!! every day should be marco fucking sturm day!! i love marco fucking sturm!!!!

time to nap in Boston which will be hard cuz its loud and it smells like cat pee

lets win then go home and get drunk tonight!!!

(by the way, hey you, yeah you, fuck you, i hate being the responsible one, dont let it happen again!! i dont wanna listen to you, you should listen to ME because I AM COOL AND IMPORTANT)
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Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Time:8:59 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
LOOK. i know im a TEAM PLAYER and all that but for realz if i dont get to play DEFENSE tomorrow night??? ILL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT DO 1 Of 4 Things

1. take out luke richardson
TWO. food poison joe corvo
c. beat up andrej meszaros
4. Break a lot of pieces of dry toast and put it in bryan murrays bed. cuz then hell go to bed and be itchy except i dont really want to do that cuz then hell fire me and not pay me

IM NOT EVEN JOKING.

The 1st game of the year isnt until tomorrow night. so TONIGHT i plan to drink my weight in beer to be rid of my sorrows CUZ ITS HARD TO BE ME. Antoine Vermette and Laurence Nycholat? YOU CAN COME TOO
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Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Time:12:34 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
FATHER LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS. Cuz Christoph Schubert is back in town.

For realz what the fuck, why do they make us go all hand deliver tickets? Why we gotta do that? Peoples who we give the ticket to?? They allz think Dean Mcammond (linemate in my heart!!) is selling them GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (girl scout cookies are the best. the chocolate kind. DEAN MCAMMOND, WHERE ARE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES???) And there was some guy there named Shean Donovan. Is that even a name??? Hes all "Marco Sturm is a great guy" and im like "YEAH MARCO FUCKING STURM IS FUCKING AWESOME" so i think well get along great.

OH. I WANT TO PLAY D THIS YEAR. i know im a team player and all, but if they try to give my d spot to someone who is not me, MAYBE I WILL FOOD POISON THEM. Bitches think you know??? BITCHES DONT KNOW.
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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Subject:deutschland is the greatest place on earth
Time:11:53 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
DEUTSCHLAND!!!

Peter Schaefer im going to miss your brownies you so bad but on the VERY BRIGHT SIDE youre going to BOSTON BRUINS where youll be playing with DEUTSCHLAND SUPER STAR MARCO FUCKING STURM! THATS SO FUCKING COOL. dont ever let anyone tell you marco fucking sturm isnt the greatest boston bruin cuz i will beat them up. cuz ive done it before and i will do it AGAIN.

gonna go to peter schaefer and brian mcgrattan (awesome defense partner even though he isnt even a defenseman but if you make me play lameforward then he can steal a d spot too right)s gross monogamy ceremony. MONOGAMY??? GROSS!

OH BUT LOOK WHO SNUGGLEPUSS IS GONNA BRING TO THE WEDDING!!! Read more...Collapse )

Im not gonna promise that i will wear pants at the gross monogamy ceremony. SORRY GUYS DONT EVEN ASK ME I DONT EVEN KNOW
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Sunday, July 8th, 2007

Time:12:35 am.
OH SNUGGLEPUSS
YOU CAME and then you kept on taking
AND THEN THEY SENT YOU AWAY
(to the Newyork ISLANDERS where he ll have monogamy with TOM POTI)
OH SNUGGLEPUSS
YOURE THE SHORTEST SNUGGLEPUSS I KNOW...ing
PATRICK EAVES IS GONNA MISS YOU TODAY
(CUZ NOW HES THE MOST SHORTEST)
OH SNUGGLEPUSS!

Some peoples in GERMANy likes Barry manilow. Dont even ask me cuz i dont even know!

bye Snugglepuss. HAVE FUN BEING SHORT IN NEW YORK ISLANDERS.

BYE TOM PREISSING. youre the second best d partner after brian mcgrattan. Third best if Brian potsie my bingo homeboy counts. Drink lots of gay milk in Los Angeles Tom Preissing.

Im gonna go get some beer and im gonna go get LAID. or get some laid and then beer.
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Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Subject:everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
Time:3:12 pm.
GUESS WHERE I AM NO REALLY GUESS.

DEUTSCHLAND!!!!

(and for realz if snugglepusss brother is looking for snugglepuss, Tell him Snugglepuss is busy being short)


Yallz have birthdays in june and july??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YALLZ ARE OLD.

see yallz soon for realz.
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Friday, May 18th, 2007

Time:12:07 am.
Mood: irritated.
Fucking buffalo. Its boring, im bored. If i could give a award for MOST FUCKING UNAWESOME PLACE id give it to BUFFALO.

heres some other awards:

MOST NOT AWESOME BEARD is Jason Spezza. NEXT TIME YOURE SLEEPING I CAN SHAVE IT FOR YOU CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE A SAD CAT ON YOUR FACE

THe shortest snugglepuss award goes to MICHAEL COMRIE. because hes the shortest snugglepuss i know.

BRIAN MCGRATTAN wins the BEST D PARTNER AWARD. cuz i bet hes the best d partner ever. (I STILL WANNA PLAY D)

Patrick Eaves can have a award too because his mom is so good in bed

MARCO FUCKING STURM and DANIEL ALFREDSSON can have a tie for fucking awesome captain

Ray Emery should take off his pants more

my awards are cooler than any awards you can get anywhere else. fucking cooler than buffalo. SATURDAY - LETS DO THIS.
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